急诊Help! Doctor
"Help! Doctor! Please come quickly! My ten-year-old son has just swallowed a pen!"
"Ok, I'll be right there. I'll be there in 10 to 20 minutes."
"Good, am I supposed to do in the meantime?"
"Just use another pen!"
“医生，救命!请您快点儿到，我十岁的儿子刚刚吞掉了一支钢笔!”
“好，我十几分钟就到，”
“好的，那……这十几分钟我应该做什么呢?”
“换支笔用!”
英语笑话带翻译简短的2我教老师I Taught the Teacher
Mother asked her little boy:"Darling, what did the teacher teach you today?"
"Nothing, Mum, answered the son proundly, instead, she asked me how much one plus two was, and I told her three."
母亲问她年幼的儿子：“宝贝，今天老师教了你些什么?”
“儿子骄傲地说：什么都没教，妈妈。她反倒问我一加二等于几，我告诉她等于三。”
英语笑话带翻译简短的.3谁在打架? Who was fighting?
Who was fighting?
谁在打架?
Mother: Freddie, why is your face so red?
Freddie: I was running up the street to stop a fight.
Mother: That's a very nice thing to do. Who was fighting?
Freddie: Me and Jackie Smith.
妈妈：弗雷迪，你的脸为什么那么红?
弗雷迪：我刚才在大街上跑，为的是阻止一次打架。
妈妈：你做的对，谁和谁在打架。
雷迪：我和杰克·史密斯。
