一位来自日本的旅客,坐出租车去机场的路上,看到一辆汽车经过,就说:“oh,TOKOTA!Made in Japan! It is very fast!”又有一辆经过,他又说: “oh,NISSAN!Made in Japan! It is very fast!”司机有点不高兴,觉得他太吵了!当第三辆经过时,他还是说:“oh,HONDA!Made in Japan! It is very fast!”
后来到了机场,那个日本人就问:“How Much?”出租车司机说:“1000!”
日本人惊奇的问司机:“为什么那么贵?”出租车司机回答说:“oh,mileometer(计 程表)!Made in Japan! It is very fast!”
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一日上街不慎与一老外相撞
某人刻苦学习英语,终有小成。一日上街不慎与一老外相撞, 忙说:I am sorry.
老外应道:I am sorry too.
某人听后又道:I am sorry three.
老外不解,问:What are you sorry for?
某人无奈,道:I am sorry five.
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英语幽默笑话故事：百万富翁
那些妙趣横生的`英语幽默故事
Millionaire
百万富翁
CEO: "My wife made a millionaire out of me."
CEO：我妻子使我成为百万富翁。
Assistant: "What were you before?“
助手：以前你是什么？
CEO:”a multimillionaire.“
CEO：千万宣翁。
我还以为我聋了呢
On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: "Sir, do you realize your wife fell out of the car several miles back?"To which the farmer replied: "Thank God, I thought I had gone deaf!"
在一个乡村路上,一警察让这个农民靠边停车,说:“先生,你意识到你的妻子在几公里前从车上掉下去了吗?”农民回答说:“感谢上帝,我还以为我聋了呢!”
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英语笑话故事：心不在焉的丈夫
英语笑话故事：心不在焉的丈夫
An absent-minded husband
心不在焉的丈夫
I was accompanying my husband on a business trip. He carried his portable computer with him, and the guard at the airport gate asked him to open the case. It was locked, and the man waited patiently as my embarrassed spouse struggled to remember the combination. At last he succeeded.
我陪丈夫一起出差，他带着他的笔记本电脑。到了机场出口处时， 有位检查员要他打开包。但是包锁上了，机场工作人员耐心地等着我那窘迫的丈夫设法回想起暗锁的密码。最后他终于想起来了。
“Why are you so nervous?"I asked him.
”你为什么那么紧张呢？“我问他。
"The numbers are the date of our annivorsary．my husband confessed.
“密码是我们的结婚纪念日。”他承认道”
双语幽默笑话故事 能和我聊一会儿吗
那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事
In the supermarket
在超市里
The man approached a very beautiful woman in a supermatrket and asked, "You know, l've lost my wife hare in the you talk to me for a couple of minutes?¨
在一个超市里，一个男子走向一位非常漂亮的小姐，对她说：”我和我的妻子走散了，你能和我聊一会儿吗？“
"Why ?¨she asks．
“为什么呢？”这个小姐问。
"Because every time I talk to a beautiful wife appears out of nowhare."
“因为每当我与漂亮小姐聊天时，我的妻子就会不知从什么地方出来。
