1.I’ll spend the rest of my life here in Texas, trying to teach evolution to creationists.我的余生只能在德州度过，设法把进化论教给上帝论者们。
2.I’m not crazy. My mother had me tested.我不是疯子。我妈妈带我去检测过。
, ho, a clever, albeit obsolete, euphemism for insufficient blood flow to the male sex organ.真聪明，虽然这种委婉表达男性性器官充血不足的说法过时了。
, I grew up with an older brother and a very contentious twin sister, and I believe I can easily best you in any physical confrontation, be it noogies, swirlies or the classic Why Are You Hitting Yourself.我有一个哥哥，还有一个非常好争论的双胞胎姐姐，所以我确信在任何身体对抗中我都占上风，并足以揍得你找不到北。
y, while I subscribe to the Many Worlds Theory, which posits the existence of an infinite number of Sheldons in an infinite number of universes, I assure you that in none of them am I dancing.佩妮，我支持“多个世界”理论，这个理论表明在无限个宇宙中存在着无限个谢尔顿，我向你保证，其中没一个“我”是在跳舞的。
6.I can’t be impossible – I exist! I believe what you meant to say is – ‘I give up, he’s improbable’.怎么会没有，我就是存在的。我相信你想说的是“我投降，这种人几乎是不存在的。”
resting. Sex works even better than chocolate to modify behavior. I wonder if anyone else has stumbled onto this?有趣。在修正行为方面，性爱比巧克力更有效。不知道有没有人研究过这点。
, since their relationship became carnal, Penny has upgraded his designated term of endearment, thus distinguishing him from those she calls sweetie, usually in an attempt to soften a thinly veiled insult.是的，当他们的关系进展到肉体层面，Penny就升级了对他的爱称，以便和那些她称为“甜心”的.人区分开来，通常是为了略微消减隐含的讽刺之意。
her reason to consider a life of piracy. Even today, I understand that’s an all-male profession.考虑当个海盗的另一个原因是，即使今天，我知道这职业还是男人的天下。
e is a fine line between wrong and visionary. Unfortunately you have to be a visionary to see it.错误离空想只有一步之遥，不幸的是，你要成为一个空想家才能认识这一点。
