调侃人的英语口语怎么说

好友之间互相调侃是现代人常见的`场景对话,那么,怎么用英语高大上地损人呢?今天,咱们就来学习外国朋友骂人时所使用的绝妙句子。

调侃人的英语口语怎么说
  调侃英语口语一:

Got into the gene pool while lifeguard wasn't watching.

他断定是趁救生员不备,跳进基因池。

  调侃英语口语二:

A room temperature IQ.

IQ值简直跟室温一样高。

  调侃英语口语三:

During evolution, his ancestors were in the control group.

进化时,他的祖先确定是当权派。(要不是走后门,他怎么有机会进化成人?)

  调侃英语口语四:

Has two brains; one is lost and the other is out looking for it.

他有两个大脑,一个丢了,另一个找去了。

  调侃英语口语五:

If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.

如果他再笨点儿,就要一周给他浇两次水了。(把他当动物来看了。)